Onesies??? -_-?)/)

Adult Onesie by Davpo

When are you too old for a onesie?

Something that will definitely not be on my Christmas wish list this year are these onesies that everyone is going crazy about. I first heard about them about a month ago and I remember thinking to myself "aww aren't those adorable, wonder how long it will take for people to see how silly they are". However, fast forward to the present and it seems that this is selling faster than the 50' flat screen tvs on Black Friday. So what are these onesies I speak of? Here take a look your self, all of the following onesies can be found at DAVPO.

PUPPY

SQUIRREL

TIGGER

I personally do not think that any adult should be wearing this on a normal basis. Once or twice here and there when you are trying to be cute or funny is okay. But I have found that people actually sleep in these. Can you imagine trying to get down and dirty and your significant other coming out wearing one of these adult onesies? Yeah even guys are wearing these. I think that I would be a bit turned off wouldn't you? Unless of course your into that kind of fuckery shit. Which by the way I do not judge just my personal view that's all.

I have a friend, I won't mention her name,who told me she had been dating this guy for a few months and (I really hope she doesn't kill me once she reads this) one night after sending each other some pretty sexy steamy text she decided to surprise him by showing up to his apartment for some midnight sexy time. She shows up knocks on the door and when he opened the door she couldn't get out of there fast enough. There he was standing in a blue unicorn onesie with a look of surprise on his face. She tells me that she pretty much ended it right then and there. Did she exaggerate? I think so. I probably would not have been so drastic I mean who knows maybe it was just like a joke or something but then again it was the middle of the night and he was probably in bed. Which made me wonder if he was doing the hanky panky while wearing the onesie.......yeah bad mental image. Anyways so yeah my stand on this is HELL NO to the onesies and HELL YES to the sexy nighties. Lets bring those back, girls should be wearing sexy things to bed not something a 1 year old girl would wear. No I much rather sleep in something more sexy like:

Sexy Cheetah Lingerie by LingerieDiva

Sexy Cheetah Lingerie by LingerieDiva

Yes I have a thing for Cheetah print haha anyways yes I much rather wear that to sleep than a silly onesie. Okay lovely followers (if I have any ;D) here is my question forrrrrr you:

What are your thoughts on Adult onesies? Would you consider wearing one to sleep?

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SHIT >_<)/)

Whyyyyy!?!?!!?

Today was a really beautiful day, sun was out and not a cloud was in sight. So I decided I wanted to go and water the plants in my front yard. I put on my shoes and then continued to go outside where I watered my plants, the trees and the grass. I checked the mail and then went inside to make a sandwich. Remembered I left my phone upstairs so there I went up the stairs (carpet stairs btw) and as I get my phone and turn the leave my room I notice brown spots trailing down the hall. The hall that I just crossed to get to my room. In panic I check the bottom of my shoe and there it was looking at me, laughing at me, enjoying the pain it has caused me. DOG FUCKING SHIT! Why?! Why the mighty fuck do people insist on walking their damn pets and not pick up after them? I have seen many of my neighbors walk their dogs and not even pick up after them. There have been times that I will go and stand outside and wait until the dog has taken their lovely shit to make sure that the person walking such said animal will pick it up. Am I being anal (no pun) about the situation? Probably. But when you just spent 3 hours scrubbing shit from your carpet after walking around the house spreading the love everywhere, yeah you can turn a bit anal about it. Cats. I thought they only pooped in a damn litter box yet lately I have found that they have taken a liking to my flower bed. No shame... Don't get me wrong, I love animals. I just hate that there shit just happens to be in my lawn.

So on behalf of all the people that have had to step on dog/cat shit I only have 1 thing to say: PICK UP YOUR PETS FUCKING SHIT BEFORE ONE DAY YOU FIND IT THROWN AT YOUR HOUSE. You know who you are. (>_<)

Okay my lovely little Dino lovers my question for you is....

HAVE YOU EVER STEPPED ON DOG SHIT AND IF SO HOW PISSED WHERE YOU?

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Sobering Saturday <(*_*)>

Sober me up....Give me a tequila sunrise

Hello sexy little Dino lovers, it has been a very long and tiring Thanksgiving holiday. I hope that you all had a great time and had lots of yummy foods to eat. I always enjoy the holidays, mainly because it is a perfect excuse to get stupidly drunk and its basically okay. I don't get along with family but I am always willing to put it all to the side whenever the holidays come around.  I only wished they would do the same. I always hear the same things, "Why didn't you finish college?" "Why don't you get a job?" "Why don't you come around more often?" And I'm like jeez who the fuck cares. Why can't everyone just stfu and enjoy that we are together. It almost feels like everyone gets together to talk about those who are not doing that great or are not there. So basically I drink and drink and then drink some more until guess what.... nothing matters. I giggle every negative comment off. Yup it is what I do, it is my secret to happiness. Of course not everyone agrees with my method but honestly I don't care because it is what works for me.

So something that bothers me the most about Thanksgiving that I have been noticing happen more and more every year is that I feel I am getting ditched for Black Friday. Everyone is so eager to eat and leave that it really just annoys the fuck out of me. It is almost as if they are rushing me to hurry the fuck up so that everyone can go and stand in line at Wal-Mart. What happened to everyone just being together and enjoy the cooking and laughing and  just I don't know, bonding I guess. I grew up on tradition and things like that but I feel like we are all losing our traditions just to go save a few bucks. Yes big screens I get it, cheap toys and stuff, I also get that but I mean what about making memories and shit. Nope, Thanksgiving doesn't matter anymore. So why do I continue to host the holidays at my house you might ask. For the children. It is the main reason why I like cooking and baking and having everyone gather at my house. I like doing things for all the little kids. Seeing how bright their eyes get is what makes it worth it.

So lately I have been thinking alot about my lifestyle and what that means when it comes to kids. I have many many flaws and addictions.  But over all I am not a bad person, I just cope differently I suppose. Would I be fit to raise a child and do all the things that are needed to help them be a better person than me? I don't have the answers but I can only guess that maybe just maybe I wouldn't be so bad. These thoughts sober me up. But that would mean having someone that could put up with my craaaaazy shenanigans and who could put up with crazy ass me? HeHe. I think no one. For one I have yet to met a person that can keep up with my sexual appetite, my crazy drinking and my bipolar moods.


Anyways, for now I will continue to drink this delicious tequila sunrise and start my planning for Christmas. Who knows, maybe this year I will tell everyone to go fuck themselves and just have a great night at home by myself with my collection of toys. You simply cannot go wrong with sexual satisfaction.

Okay my lovely sexy dinos, my questions for today are:
Did your family drive you crazy during the Thanksgiving holidays? Which was the best moment you had? 
BONUS QUESTION: Did you do black friday and was it worth it?

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Another random Tuesday >_>)/)

Today I am feeling the most miserable I have ever felt. I don't think there are enough pills or liquor in the world to change how I am feeling. While driving around today, all I could think about is why do I continue to feel the way I do? I tried talking to friends but I am not the type to sit and just open up. I watch T.V shows like Dr. Phil and think, how is possible for those people to just open up like that. I hate expressing my feelings to others because I think to myself "oh they probably do not care" and I am sure that what I say will only end up stirring up the the gossip mill later on. I can write about my problems and I can blog about them, maybe because its easier to vent to a page then to vent to someone who I know might be judging me. I don't care what people think of me that is one thing I know for sure but I do hate seeing the pity in their eyes. It upsets me more than my moods to be honest. I am sure this is a post that is completely different than my past ones but I figured what the hell, let them see a little side of you that maybe will explain why you are so weird and all over the place. Is it bipolor? Who knows and to be honest I really rather not know. I have enough stuff to deal with as it is. Do I ever regret any of the things I do? No. But they do tend to make me feel a bit sad of the poor choices I've made and continue to make in my life. I can't think of anything that can help me shake these blues so I am hoping you guys will make some suggestions.

Okay my faithful little Dino's the question for today issss:

What do you do to make yourself stop feeling so down and blue? Do you like talking to people or do you use other ways to vent?

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