TMI Tuesday

***If your not into Kinky stuff then this really isn't the post for you***

So there is this awesome blog that I love to follow called  TMI Tuesday Blog . It's funny and entertaining as hell. I finally decided to go ahead and do my first TMI Tuesday post.  Who knows I might just make it my Tuesday post hehe.

Well here we gooooo........(my answers will be in bold red)

1. To spice things up in the bedroom, how adventurous are you willing to be? (select one)
a. I have never role-played before and will need a lot of instruction.
b. I have tested the waters, but never acted out anything scripted.
c. I have got my feet wet and want more!
d. Dive in head first – nothing is too deep.

2. What scenario peaks your interest most? Why?
a. Romantic and sensual
b. Playful and fun
c. Kinky! I want it all.

3. Which of these is closest to your ideal setting for a fantasy?
a. A brothel
b. A dungeon
c. A bedroom
d. A prison cell

4. Which of the following toys would be prominently featured in your fantasy? (select one)
a. Feathers and whipped cream
b. Handcuffs, panty hose, and a necktie
c. Whips and chains
d. Ice cubes and a cold beer

5. It is time to take your sexy self to fantasy island, which fantasy will you bring to life to rock your lover’s world?

a. The Sassy Sexy Jersey Whore
Gaudy, Flashy, Showy…totally Jersey!

b. Kinky Cook
It’s all about the spice! Heating things up in the kitchen.

c. Naughty Maid
Your feather duster will tickle more than just the dust on the shelves.

d. Doctor Love
Saving lives and breaking hearts but not before you administer a head-to-toe physical examination.

e. Frisky Fireman
A hose so long you can put out several of the hottest fires and leave a smoldering heap as proof of a job well done.

Bonus:  Tell us about your craziest or wildest role-playing adventure.

I wouldn't say it was the craziest or wildest but it was definitely my favorite adventure. I used to date a man who was really into handcuffs and one day he handcuffs my hands behind me and has me sitting on the edge of this chair and ties my legs to it. Then he comes behind me and blind folds me, next thing I know I feel these nipple clamps on me and I instantly turned on. He used a vibrator on me just took me to heaven :) The fact that I couldn't see what was going on is what did it for me. It heightens the anticipation and makes you use your other senses. It was definitely my favorite role playing thus far.

Okay my lovely little Dinos feel free to answer the questions and post your answers in the comment section. I'd love to ready your replies.

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Onesies??? -_-?)/)

Adult Onesie by Davpo

When are you too old for a onesie?

Something that will definitely not be on my Christmas wish list this year are these onesies that everyone is going crazy about. I first heard about them about a month ago and I remember thinking to myself "aww aren't those adorable, wonder how long it will take for people to see how silly they are". However, fast forward to the present and it seems that this is selling faster than the 50' flat screen tvs on Black Friday. So what are these onesies I speak of? Here take a look your self, all of the following onesies can be found at DAVPO.

PUPPY

SQUIRREL

TIGGER

I personally do not think that any adult should be wearing this on a normal basis. Once or twice here and there when you are trying to be cute or funny is okay. But I have found that people actually sleep in these. Can you imagine trying to get down and dirty and your significant other coming out wearing one of these adult onesies? Yeah even guys are wearing these. I think that I would be a bit turned off wouldn't you? Unless of course your into that kind of fuckery shit. Which by the way I do not judge just my personal view that's all.

I have a friend, I won't mention her name,who told me she had been dating this guy for a few months and (I really hope she doesn't kill me once she reads this) one night after sending each other some pretty sexy steamy text she decided to surprise him by showing up to his apartment for some midnight sexy time. She shows up knocks on the door and when he opened the door she couldn't get out of there fast enough. There he was standing in a blue unicorn onesie with a look of surprise on his face. She tells me that she pretty much ended it right then and there. Did she exaggerate? I think so. I probably would not have been so drastic I mean who knows maybe it was just like a joke or something but then again it was the middle of the night and he was probably in bed. Which made me wonder if he was doing the hanky panky while wearing the onesie.......yeah bad mental image. Anyways so yeah my stand on this is HELL NO to the onesies and HELL YES to the sexy nighties. Lets bring those back, girls should be wearing sexy things to bed not something a 1 year old girl would wear. No I much rather sleep in something more sexy like:

Sexy Cheetah Lingerie by LingerieDiva

Sexy Cheetah Lingerie by LingerieDiva

Yes I have a thing for Cheetah print haha anyways yes I much rather wear that to sleep than a silly onesie. Okay lovely followers (if I have any ;D) here is my question forrrrrr you:

What are your thoughts on Adult onesies? Would you consider wearing one to sleep?

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Gangnam Style (\(^_^) (^_^)/)

Let's all Gangnam Style!!

Has Gangnam Style by Psy finally received it's 15 minutes of fame or will it get the "Call me maybe" treatment and last a little longer. Either way I must admit that I enjoy, wait no, I LOVE this song. It is sad for me to admit that I enjoy this song and that I dance to it every time it comes on. In the car, in my room, in the bathroom, in the market and I have even wiggled to it as I was falling asleep the other night (it was playing on the radio). The song is everywhere and it is in your face. I must also admit with all the shame in the world that I watch the Gangnam Style Video at least once a day. I guess I am obsessed with it but can you blame me? The song has a catchy beat to it and even though I have no idea what he is saying, I often find myself humming along shouting out random words. So why am I addicted to this song that is about riding a horse? I honestly don't know just like I am sure that the other million or so people that have watched the video on you tube don't know either. It's catchy as fuck, it has a funny ass music video and have you seen the hot Korean girl that comes out singing the chorus with Psy? Yeah she makes the video even that much more enjoyable to watch.

A lot of people criticize the song saying that how is it that a song that is not even in English be so popular. I think that we are quick to accept a cheesy song and embrace it. Whether it is in English or not, stupid cheesy songs is what we love.  For example this summer the  hit song was  Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson, and I am sure we all remember Willow's I whip my hair (back and forth). Hell I even remember She bangs- William Hung. We sometimes don't care what a song is about and as stupid as the song may be we embrace it, we love it and we will play the fuck out of it until we hate it so bad that we never want to hear it again.

So for now I will continue to love this stupid song about riding a horse until the next random song comes along.

Okay my lovely little dinos, my question for you today is:

What is the cheesiest song that you hate to admit that you love? 

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Cheater, Cheater *_*)/)

Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater  >.<

Did you know that women cheat probably just as much as men do? Men just don't really hear about it because women are so good at hiding it. No offense to the men that may read this but I promise it's true. Women think every thing out, it is how our over-analyzing comes in handy. A guy will slowly show that he is cheating with the popular signs such as: Showering as soon as he comes home when before he wouldn't, putting a password on his devices when before there were none, being defensive or even angered when asked to borrow phone/computer or other personal device, lower sexual drive when before you couldn't get him off you. Men are sometimes a little too easy to detect, and the reasons for cheating are just plain carnal. But as of the last few decades the women have also started to satisfy their carnal side. No longer are women just staying home and playing the housewife role. No, women are now out in the world doing things and seeing the world beyond the kitchen. With that also comes temptations. A man will cheat just because a woman is beautiful or even just because he can. However a women will cheat if she feels neglected or undesired.  A woman will be more sneaky and will go out of her way to make sure that her man does not suspect a thing. She will think of a way to cheat right under his face and have him not suspect a thing. She will get her friends involved and have a fool proof story that will leave him feeling guilty of even suspecting such a thing.

So then why not just leave your partner and be single to fuck whoever you want:? Well there are different reasons for different people.

• There maybe children involved
• Financial loss
• Too accustomed to your significant other to leave
• Guilt
• Your family wouldn't let you (traditional background)
• Or maybe you just love the person you are with but enjoy a good random fuck here and there

I don't judge you not one bit if this sounds like you. I have an addiction to sex and anything sex related called Nymphomania. I completely understand that sexual desire and/or need to feel satisfied. I think that its almost a weakness that over takes you. You cannot help it because it is something out of your control. Now I am not trying to justify the reason behind cheating but I am saying that maybe just maybe if you are cheating constantly for no reason other than you because you can, then maybe you have a problem. It doesn't matter if you are a guy or a girl, sex addiction or nymphomania is a issue and can over take your life.

Okay enough of that my little dinos, so today's question is this.

Have you ever cheated and if so why? Did you feel guilty afterwards?

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Madness Monday -.-)/)

LUNES!!!

From the moment my puffy brown eyes opened I have found that today has been full of pure madness. Not only was I too hungover for an interview but I took drastic measures and left the most time consuming online social outlet in my life: PALRINGO.

Alrighty then, so who here likes to drink on Sundays? Don't be shy, no one will judge you. I, for one, enjoy a good drink or five. So, last night after posting I decided to celebrate and drink a few shots of Circoc (my drink of choice). Okay so it wasn't exactly to celebrate but honestly the reason for my drinking doesn't really matter.  What does is that a certain someone was too hung over to realize that her interview wasn't til Wednesday. Yes my friends it was that kind of Monday, where it just went down hill from there. I went to the location where my interview was suppose to be held when I noticed that the business does not open on Mondays. Needless to say I was pretty fucking pissed because after dealing with 45 minutes of morning traffic the last thing I wanted was to realize that I woke up and got ready for absolutely nothing. So at 8am I already felt like I needed a drink. Ha! I am sure you have all at one point or another had this exact same feeling where something just fucked up your day from the moment you walked out that door and it just made you want to head out to your local bar and say fuck it I will try again on Tuesday. But no I wanted to be hopeful and think that maybe juuuuuuuuust maybe today would get better. As always life proves me wrong and I just wanted to start the day over.

Palringo. One simple word yet so many things come to mind. All my endless hours spend on an app that I honestly think has wasted so much of my not-really-important-time. If you don't know what Palringo is then my question to you is; Do you live under a fucking rock, bro. If you haven't checked out Palringo then please do. It is a fun app that you can use either on Iphone/andriod or your computer. If you have self control you can enjoy it but if you are like meeee then yeah it will be an issue quickly. Basically what Palringo or "Pal", as many users call it, is social chat that offers a diverse amount of chat rooms. You can either create a room and join one that has already been created. There is so much to do and you will meet so many great people as well as creepy people but don't worry you also have a block option to keep those annoying creepy people from private messaging you. Anyway I noticed it was a problem for me because it became an addiction and I just started to do less productive things. So I deleted this amaaaaazing app and not only that but deleted the account as well so that I won't be tempted to download it again. Yes I see it as losing alot of great people I met but what hurts the most is the money I lost hehe jaykay. No really I will miss the people but I must say that I foresee having withdraws so sadly for you this means more posts from me hehe (^_^).

So as you can guess my day has consisted of answering text messages as to why I decided to leave Palringo and people thinking that I am going through this emotional breakdown just because I decided to delete an app. I think I did the right thing but only time will tell. So as you can see my day isn't going so great and I am off to keep answering my text messages that are basically me reassuring people that I am not going to jump off the local bridge hehe ;)

Okay lovely little dinos, my questions for you today are these:
What is the worst thing that has happened to you due to over drinking the night before?
What social app do you think you have an addiction to and what would you do if it suddenly stopped working?

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