TMI TUESDAY!!!

It’s TMI Tuesday time again.

Yay its TMI TUESDAY!!! If you don't know what this is, its basically this awesome blog that I follow and I suggest you do to :)

My answers will be in bold RED letters.

1. I’m the type of person that likes to be dominated  in bed.

2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would I would be down for it in a heartbeat .

3. The worst part about cooking  when I am naked is burning my boobs and stomach ( damn that bacon oil that jumps everywhere) .

4. I regret my first tattoo.

5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was japanese tenticle porn ( #dontjudgeme) .

6. Recently, I elbowed  someone.

Bonus:   You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

I am going to pretend I don't want to do it and just enjoy the fuck out of being taken advantage of.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Hope you enjoyed reading today's edition of TMI Tuesday. Please leave comments below and hey if you want to leave your answers go ahead, I'd love to read them. 

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Top 10- Valentines day

Valentines Day is near and with it brings teddy bears, boxes of chocolate, romantic dinners and all that other lovey dovey shit that supposedly love is all about. Yes, I know what you're thinking "Here she goes again being all negative again" but this time you are wrong. If you have a significant other to spend this day with then congratulations you are pretty much set. This post is to all my single little dinos that have noone or don't have a date for that night.

Ye,s I am dedicating today's post to all my FOREVER ALONES that are out there. A dedication to you because sadly it is not you're fault that you're spending it alone and trust me you're probably not going to be the only one this year. I, too have decided NOT to have a date this year, since I am currently single I decided THE HELL WITH THIS HOLIDAY. I am going to have fun and just treat it like any other day because to be quite honest I don't want to spend this day with just a guy who probably only wants the end the night doing the hanky panky dance in the between the sheets (don't get me wrong it doesn't sound like a bad idea but I can do that any other day of the week) but enough rambling on to the:

 TOP 10- Valentines Day Forever Alone edition:

(some of these will require gathering your other single friends)

10. Movies with single friends- As I said before you will probably not be the only one alone so why not call up those single friends and hit up the movies. Comedies are always a nice way to relax and just have a good laugh

9. Clubbing- Put on your best outfit or if you're a girl put on your sexiest whored out dress and invite one your friends to hit up the club. Dance..Dance..Dance!!!  Alot of clubs will host single only dances so what better way to enjoy this holiday than possibly meeting other single people and showing off your best dance moves... who knows you might end the night not exactly alone hehe.

8. Bar hopping- I know I know! This probably looks the same as clubbing but NOOO it is not. Bar hopping doesn't involve dancing. And you can just dress casual of course if you're a girl you still want to look sexy. Grab a buddy and go bar hopping have fun  and just have the time of your life. Remember that night is just like any other night, no point in being a sad or depressed drunk. The point is to have fun and NOT be that person people end up leaving for being such a depressing jerkoff.

7. Host a small party- Why not? Have a party at your house invite all those single people you know and just have fun. Shows that you don't care that you have no date because you're going to have a kick ass Valentines day regardless. Not only that but your place might even end up being the after party for once all the little love birds are done with the dinner dates.

6. Online Gaming- This one is more for the dudes that might be reading this post. Nothing wrong with staying home with your buddies and just game the night away. Hell I am almost tempted to do this my self. (I really need to work on my killstreak haha)

5. Go away- Yes, go away. Plan a short trip out of town. Why not? Nothing should really be stopping you since you don't have a date. Go explore a new town, get out of your secured little bubble. It is time to spread those wings my little dino and just see what else the world has to offer. It serves as a great distraction, right?


4. Spoil yourself- Why not buy yourself a present? Girls get those new shoes you wanted or that sexy little outfit that you have been eyeing for a while. Maybe even do a little spa treatment for yourself. Guys you know you want to buy a new game or maybe some type of new electronics who knows what you dudes like but buy it. You deserve to spoil yourself sometimes.

3. Spend it online- I know I will get a hard time about this one but I mean c'mon we are in the era where technology is everything. It is not like the old days where being in online communities was considered nerdy and for the desperate. Nowadays you find all kinds of people online and it can serve as a distraction.

2. Have an booty call- Sorry I had to say it. Nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. 

1. Just don't care- At the end of the day you can do what you want. Just don't care and don't dwell on the fact that your single on Valentines' Day because guess what it is not the end of the world. Just have fun and enjoy the fuck out it.

What will you be doing on Valentines Day?

Well my lovely little dinos hope you all have a fun and great Valentines day.. And don't forget to comment below and share with all the weirdos in your life.
Byeeeeeeeeee

Onesies??? -_-?)/)

Adult Onesie by Davpo

When are you too old for a onesie?

Something that will definitely not be on my Christmas wish list this year are these onesies that everyone is going crazy about. I first heard about them about a month ago and I remember thinking to myself "aww aren't those adorable, wonder how long it will take for people to see how silly they are". However, fast forward to the present and it seems that this is selling faster than the 50' flat screen tvs on Black Friday. So what are these onesies I speak of? Here take a look your self, all of the following onesies can be found at DAVPO.

PUPPY

SQUIRREL

TIGGER

I personally do not think that any adult should be wearing this on a normal basis. Once or twice here and there when you are trying to be cute or funny is okay. But I have found that people actually sleep in these. Can you imagine trying to get down and dirty and your significant other coming out wearing one of these adult onesies? Yeah even guys are wearing these. I think that I would be a bit turned off wouldn't you? Unless of course your into that kind of fuckery shit. Which by the way I do not judge just my personal view that's all.

I have a friend, I won't mention her name,who told me she had been dating this guy for a few months and (I really hope she doesn't kill me once she reads this) one night after sending each other some pretty sexy steamy text she decided to surprise him by showing up to his apartment for some midnight sexy time. She shows up knocks on the door and when he opened the door she couldn't get out of there fast enough. There he was standing in a blue unicorn onesie with a look of surprise on his face. She tells me that she pretty much ended it right then and there. Did she exaggerate? I think so. I probably would not have been so drastic I mean who knows maybe it was just like a joke or something but then again it was the middle of the night and he was probably in bed. Which made me wonder if he was doing the hanky panky while wearing the onesie.......yeah bad mental image. Anyways so yeah my stand on this is HELL NO to the onesies and HELL YES to the sexy nighties. Lets bring those back, girls should be wearing sexy things to bed not something a 1 year old girl would wear. No I much rather sleep in something more sexy like:

Sexy Cheetah Lingerie by LingerieDiva

Sexy Cheetah Lingerie by LingerieDiva

Yes I have a thing for Cheetah print haha anyways yes I much rather wear that to sleep than a silly onesie. Okay lovely followers (if I have any ;D) here is my question forrrrrr you:

What are your thoughts on Adult onesies? Would you consider wearing one to sleep?

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SHIT >_<)/)

Whyyyyy!?!?!!?

Today was a really beautiful day, sun was out and not a cloud was in sight. So I decided I wanted to go and water the plants in my front yard. I put on my shoes and then continued to go outside where I watered my plants, the trees and the grass. I checked the mail and then went inside to make a sandwich. Remembered I left my phone upstairs so there I went up the stairs (carpet stairs btw) and as I get my phone and turn the leave my room I notice brown spots trailing down the hall. The hall that I just crossed to get to my room. In panic I check the bottom of my shoe and there it was looking at me, laughing at me, enjoying the pain it has caused me. DOG FUCKING SHIT! Why?! Why the mighty fuck do people insist on walking their damn pets and not pick up after them? I have seen many of my neighbors walk their dogs and not even pick up after them. There have been times that I will go and stand outside and wait until the dog has taken their lovely shit to make sure that the person walking such said animal will pick it up. Am I being anal (no pun) about the situation? Probably. But when you just spent 3 hours scrubbing shit from your carpet after walking around the house spreading the love everywhere, yeah you can turn a bit anal about it. Cats. I thought they only pooped in a damn litter box yet lately I have found that they have taken a liking to my flower bed. No shame... Don't get me wrong, I love animals. I just hate that there shit just happens to be in my lawn.

So on behalf of all the people that have had to step on dog/cat shit I only have 1 thing to say: PICK UP YOUR PETS FUCKING SHIT BEFORE ONE DAY YOU FIND IT THROWN AT YOUR HOUSE. You know who you are. (>_<)

Okay my lovely little Dino lovers my question for you is....

HAVE YOU EVER STEPPED ON DOG SHIT AND IF SO HOW PISSED WHERE YOU?

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Byeeeeeeee

A quickie Thursday (o_0)/)

Nothing like some early morning action!!!

This morning I woke up feeling really anxious and for some reason turned on as fuck. I laid there in my pink and black lace panties and my pink top thinking why am I so wet? I didn't have any naughty thoughts nor did I have any sexy dreams yet I was laying there thinking what can I do? So I think I did what any normal girl would do, I grabbed my toy ( a Jack Rabbit from Adam and Eve) and played. I came about 3 times when I finally thought to myself I really need to get help. I think about sex almost all day and part of the night. Yes I do other things but in the back of my mind those thoughts sit there. I can sit there and come up with random fantasies out of nowhere. I am not the only one that thinks like this and I am sure there are plenty of people that think and are sex obsessed like I am. I don't always need the actual penetration because I enjoy just talking/reading about sex. So I know its not so much about the act itself but just the whole concept in general.

Anyways the point is that quickies in the morning whether its by yourself or with your loved ones is fucking great. You get up more energized and ready to start your day with a bright smile and a pep to your step. I don't know why I felt the need to share with you guys this but fuck it lol I did. 

So this is my quickie post of the day. I might make another post later, one that is more thought out because this one was just basically me turning on my computer and rambling on......hmmm sort of like my other posts I suppose hehe.

Well my lovely little Dinos, my question for you guys is this:

Do you play solo when you wake up horny as fuck or do you wait til you have someone to fuck with??

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Cheater, Cheater *_*)/)

Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater  >.<

Did you know that women cheat probably just as much as men do? Men just don't really hear about it because women are so good at hiding it. No offense to the men that may read this but I promise it's true. Women think every thing out, it is how our over-analyzing comes in handy. A guy will slowly show that he is cheating with the popular signs such as: Showering as soon as he comes home when before he wouldn't, putting a password on his devices when before there were none, being defensive or even angered when asked to borrow phone/computer or other personal device, lower sexual drive when before you couldn't get him off you. Men are sometimes a little too easy to detect, and the reasons for cheating are just plain carnal. But as of the last few decades the women have also started to satisfy their carnal side. No longer are women just staying home and playing the housewife role. No, women are now out in the world doing things and seeing the world beyond the kitchen. With that also comes temptations. A man will cheat just because a woman is beautiful or even just because he can. However a women will cheat if she feels neglected or undesired.  A woman will be more sneaky and will go out of her way to make sure that her man does not suspect a thing. She will think of a way to cheat right under his face and have him not suspect a thing. She will get her friends involved and have a fool proof story that will leave him feeling guilty of even suspecting such a thing.

So then why not just leave your partner and be single to fuck whoever you want:? Well there are different reasons for different people.

• There maybe children involved
• Financial loss
• Too accustomed to your significant other to leave
• Guilt
• Your family wouldn't let you (traditional background)
• Or maybe you just love the person you are with but enjoy a good random fuck here and there

I don't judge you not one bit if this sounds like you. I have an addiction to sex and anything sex related called Nymphomania. I completely understand that sexual desire and/or need to feel satisfied. I think that its almost a weakness that over takes you. You cannot help it because it is something out of your control. Now I am not trying to justify the reason behind cheating but I am saying that maybe just maybe if you are cheating constantly for no reason other than you because you can, then maybe you have a problem. It doesn't matter if you are a guy or a girl, sex addiction or nymphomania is a issue and can over take your life.

Okay enough of that my little dinos, so today's question is this.

Have you ever cheated and if so why? Did you feel guilty afterwards?

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Madness Monday -.-)/)

LUNES!!!

From the moment my puffy brown eyes opened I have found that today has been full of pure madness. Not only was I too hungover for an interview but I took drastic measures and left the most time consuming online social outlet in my life: PALRINGO.

Alrighty then, so who here likes to drink on Sundays? Don't be shy, no one will judge you. I, for one, enjoy a good drink or five. So, last night after posting I decided to celebrate and drink a few shots of Circoc (my drink of choice). Okay so it wasn't exactly to celebrate but honestly the reason for my drinking doesn't really matter.  What does is that a certain someone was too hung over to realize that her interview wasn't til Wednesday. Yes my friends it was that kind of Monday, where it just went down hill from there. I went to the location where my interview was suppose to be held when I noticed that the business does not open on Mondays. Needless to say I was pretty fucking pissed because after dealing with 45 minutes of morning traffic the last thing I wanted was to realize that I woke up and got ready for absolutely nothing. So at 8am I already felt like I needed a drink. Ha! I am sure you have all at one point or another had this exact same feeling where something just fucked up your day from the moment you walked out that door and it just made you want to head out to your local bar and say fuck it I will try again on Tuesday. But no I wanted to be hopeful and think that maybe juuuuuuuuust maybe today would get better. As always life proves me wrong and I just wanted to start the day over.

Palringo. One simple word yet so many things come to mind. All my endless hours spend on an app that I honestly think has wasted so much of my not-really-important-time. If you don't know what Palringo is then my question to you is; Do you live under a fucking rock, bro. If you haven't checked out Palringo then please do. It is a fun app that you can use either on Iphone/andriod or your computer. If you have self control you can enjoy it but if you are like meeee then yeah it will be an issue quickly. Basically what Palringo or "Pal", as many users call it, is social chat that offers a diverse amount of chat rooms. You can either create a room and join one that has already been created. There is so much to do and you will meet so many great people as well as creepy people but don't worry you also have a block option to keep those annoying creepy people from private messaging you. Anyway I noticed it was a problem for me because it became an addiction and I just started to do less productive things. So I deleted this amaaaaazing app and not only that but deleted the account as well so that I won't be tempted to download it again. Yes I see it as losing alot of great people I met but what hurts the most is the money I lost hehe jaykay. No really I will miss the people but I must say that I foresee having withdraws so sadly for you this means more posts from me hehe (^_^).

So as you can guess my day has consisted of answering text messages as to why I decided to leave Palringo and people thinking that I am going through this emotional breakdown just because I decided to delete an app. I think I did the right thing but only time will tell. So as you can see my day isn't going so great and I am off to keep answering my text messages that are basically me reassuring people that I am not going to jump off the local bridge hehe ;)

Okay lovely little dinos, my questions for you today are these:
What is the worst thing that has happened to you due to over drinking the night before?
What social app do you think you have an addiction to and what would you do if it suddenly stopped working?

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