Top 10- Valentines day

Valentines Day is near and with it brings teddy bears, boxes of chocolate, romantic dinners and all that other lovey dovey shit that supposedly love is all about. Yes, I know what you're thinking "Here she goes again being all negative again" but this time you are wrong. If you have a significant other to spend this day with then congratulations you are pretty much set. This post is to all my single little dinos that have noone or don't have a date for that night.

Ye,s I am dedicating today's post to all my FOREVER ALONES that are out there. A dedication to you because sadly it is not you're fault that you're spending it alone and trust me you're probably not going to be the only one this year. I, too have decided NOT to have a date this year, since I am currently single I decided THE HELL WITH THIS HOLIDAY. I am going to have fun and just treat it like any other day because to be quite honest I don't want to spend this day with just a guy who probably only wants the end the night doing the hanky panky dance in the between the sheets (don't get me wrong it doesn't sound like a bad idea but I can do that any other day of the week) but enough rambling on to the:

 TOP 10- Valentines Day Forever Alone edition:

(some of these will require gathering your other single friends)

10. Movies with single friends- As I said before you will probably not be the only one alone so why not call up those single friends and hit up the movies. Comedies are always a nice way to relax and just have a good laugh

9. Clubbing- Put on your best outfit or if you're a girl put on your sexiest whored out dress and invite one your friends to hit up the club. Dance..Dance..Dance!!!  Alot of clubs will host single only dances so what better way to enjoy this holiday than possibly meeting other single people and showing off your best dance moves... who knows you might end the night not exactly alone hehe.

8. Bar hopping- I know I know! This probably looks the same as clubbing but NOOO it is not. Bar hopping doesn't involve dancing. And you can just dress casual of course if you're a girl you still want to look sexy. Grab a buddy and go bar hopping have fun  and just have the time of your life. Remember that night is just like any other night, no point in being a sad or depressed drunk. The point is to have fun and NOT be that person people end up leaving for being such a depressing jerkoff.

7. Host a small party- Why not? Have a party at your house invite all those single people you know and just have fun. Shows that you don't care that you have no date because you're going to have a kick ass Valentines day regardless. Not only that but your place might even end up being the after party for once all the little love birds are done with the dinner dates.

6. Online Gaming- This one is more for the dudes that might be reading this post. Nothing wrong with staying home with your buddies and just game the night away. Hell I am almost tempted to do this my self. (I really need to work on my killstreak haha)

5. Go away- Yes, go away. Plan a short trip out of town. Why not? Nothing should really be stopping you since you don't have a date. Go explore a new town, get out of your secured little bubble. It is time to spread those wings my little dino and just see what else the world has to offer. It serves as a great distraction, right?


4. Spoil yourself- Why not buy yourself a present? Girls get those new shoes you wanted or that sexy little outfit that you have been eyeing for a while. Maybe even do a little spa treatment for yourself. Guys you know you want to buy a new game or maybe some type of new electronics who knows what you dudes like but buy it. You deserve to spoil yourself sometimes.

3. Spend it online- I know I will get a hard time about this one but I mean c'mon we are in the era where technology is everything. It is not like the old days where being in online communities was considered nerdy and for the desperate. Nowadays you find all kinds of people online and it can serve as a distraction.

2. Have an booty call- Sorry I had to say it. Nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. 

1. Just don't care- At the end of the day you can do what you want. Just don't care and don't dwell on the fact that your single on Valentines' Day because guess what it is not the end of the world. Just have fun and enjoy the fuck out it.

What will you be doing on Valentines Day?

Well my lovely little dinos hope you all have a fun and great Valentines day.. And don't forget to comment below and share with all the weirdos in your life.
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Sobering Saturday <(*_*)>

Sober me up....Give me a tequila sunrise

Hello sexy little Dino lovers, it has been a very long and tiring Thanksgiving holiday. I hope that you all had a great time and had lots of yummy foods to eat. I always enjoy the holidays, mainly because it is a perfect excuse to get stupidly drunk and its basically okay. I don't get along with family but I am always willing to put it all to the side whenever the holidays come around.  I only wished they would do the same. I always hear the same things, "Why didn't you finish college?" "Why don't you get a job?" "Why don't you come around more often?" And I'm like jeez who the fuck cares. Why can't everyone just stfu and enjoy that we are together. It almost feels like everyone gets together to talk about those who are not doing that great or are not there. So basically I drink and drink and then drink some more until guess what.... nothing matters. I giggle every negative comment off. Yup it is what I do, it is my secret to happiness. Of course not everyone agrees with my method but honestly I don't care because it is what works for me.

So something that bothers me the most about Thanksgiving that I have been noticing happen more and more every year is that I feel I am getting ditched for Black Friday. Everyone is so eager to eat and leave that it really just annoys the fuck out of me. It is almost as if they are rushing me to hurry the fuck up so that everyone can go and stand in line at Wal-Mart. What happened to everyone just being together and enjoy the cooking and laughing and  just I don't know, bonding I guess. I grew up on tradition and things like that but I feel like we are all losing our traditions just to go save a few bucks. Yes big screens I get it, cheap toys and stuff, I also get that but I mean what about making memories and shit. Nope, Thanksgiving doesn't matter anymore. So why do I continue to host the holidays at my house you might ask. For the children. It is the main reason why I like cooking and baking and having everyone gather at my house. I like doing things for all the little kids. Seeing how bright their eyes get is what makes it worth it.

So lately I have been thinking alot about my lifestyle and what that means when it comes to kids. I have many many flaws and addictions.  But over all I am not a bad person, I just cope differently I suppose. Would I be fit to raise a child and do all the things that are needed to help them be a better person than me? I don't have the answers but I can only guess that maybe just maybe I wouldn't be so bad. These thoughts sober me up. But that would mean having someone that could put up with my craaaaazy shenanigans and who could put up with crazy ass me? HeHe. I think no one. For one I have yet to met a person that can keep up with my sexual appetite, my crazy drinking and my bipolar moods.


Anyways, for now I will continue to drink this delicious tequila sunrise and start my planning for Christmas. Who knows, maybe this year I will tell everyone to go fuck themselves and just have a great night at home by myself with my collection of toys. You simply cannot go wrong with sexual satisfaction.

Okay my lovely sexy dinos, my questions for today are:
Did your family drive you crazy during the Thanksgiving holidays? Which was the best moment you had? 
BONUS QUESTION: Did you do black friday and was it worth it?

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Madness Monday -.-)/)

LUNES!!!

From the moment my puffy brown eyes opened I have found that today has been full of pure madness. Not only was I too hungover for an interview but I took drastic measures and left the most time consuming online social outlet in my life: PALRINGO.

Alrighty then, so who here likes to drink on Sundays? Don't be shy, no one will judge you. I, for one, enjoy a good drink or five. So, last night after posting I decided to celebrate and drink a few shots of Circoc (my drink of choice). Okay so it wasn't exactly to celebrate but honestly the reason for my drinking doesn't really matter.  What does is that a certain someone was too hung over to realize that her interview wasn't til Wednesday. Yes my friends it was that kind of Monday, where it just went down hill from there. I went to the location where my interview was suppose to be held when I noticed that the business does not open on Mondays. Needless to say I was pretty fucking pissed because after dealing with 45 minutes of morning traffic the last thing I wanted was to realize that I woke up and got ready for absolutely nothing. So at 8am I already felt like I needed a drink. Ha! I am sure you have all at one point or another had this exact same feeling where something just fucked up your day from the moment you walked out that door and it just made you want to head out to your local bar and say fuck it I will try again on Tuesday. But no I wanted to be hopeful and think that maybe juuuuuuuuust maybe today would get better. As always life proves me wrong and I just wanted to start the day over.

Palringo. One simple word yet so many things come to mind. All my endless hours spend on an app that I honestly think has wasted so much of my not-really-important-time. If you don't know what Palringo is then my question to you is; Do you live under a fucking rock, bro. If you haven't checked out Palringo then please do. It is a fun app that you can use either on Iphone/andriod or your computer. If you have self control you can enjoy it but if you are like meeee then yeah it will be an issue quickly. Basically what Palringo or "Pal", as many users call it, is social chat that offers a diverse amount of chat rooms. You can either create a room and join one that has already been created. There is so much to do and you will meet so many great people as well as creepy people but don't worry you also have a block option to keep those annoying creepy people from private messaging you. Anyway I noticed it was a problem for me because it became an addiction and I just started to do less productive things. So I deleted this amaaaaazing app and not only that but deleted the account as well so that I won't be tempted to download it again. Yes I see it as losing alot of great people I met but what hurts the most is the money I lost hehe jaykay. No really I will miss the people but I must say that I foresee having withdraws so sadly for you this means more posts from me hehe (^_^).

So as you can guess my day has consisted of answering text messages as to why I decided to leave Palringo and people thinking that I am going through this emotional breakdown just because I decided to delete an app. I think I did the right thing but only time will tell. So as you can see my day isn't going so great and I am off to keep answering my text messages that are basically me reassuring people that I am not going to jump off the local bridge hehe ;)

Okay lovely little dinos, my questions for you today are these:
What is the worst thing that has happened to you due to over drinking the night before?
What social app do you think you have an addiction to and what would you do if it suddenly stopped working?

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