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Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

TMI TUESDAY!!!



It’s TMI Tuesday time again.
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Yay its TMI TUESDAY!!! If you don't know what this is, its basically this awesome blog that I follow and I suggest you do to :)
My answers will be in bold RED letters.
1. I’m the type of person that likes to be dominated  in bed.
2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would I would be down for it in a heartbeat .
3. The worst part about cooking  when I am naked is burning my boobs and stomach ( damn that bacon oil that jumps everywhere) .
4. I regret my first tattoo.
5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was japanese tenticle porn ( #dontjudgeme) .
6. Recently, I elbowed  someone.
Bonus:   You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

I am going to pretend I don't want to do it and just enjoy the fuck out of being taken advantage of.
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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!
Happy TMI Tuesday!



Hope you enjoyed reading today's edition of TMI Tuesday. Please leave comments below and hey if you want to leave your answers go ahead, I'd love to read them. 
BYYYEEEEEEE

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

The things that hurt the most.

Have you ever met someone who just changed your whole world and made it flip the fuck upside down.

Made you feel like the most important thing in the world then all of a sudden you realize its over and done.

Memories. Only thing that remains are the memories of yesterday, of what once was and now will never be anymore.
Why do we push the ones we love away? So afraid are we of feeling loved that we must shit on the good relationships we have? Why do girls insist on keeping the assholes but toss the good guys out the door? By the time you realize whats happened, it's ended and alls been said and done. I'll end this thought for now but will be returning to it soon.

But I wanna know what are my little Dinos thoughts on love and letting the ones u love go. How did u guys feel and how did u cope. I think getting shit faced and having good sex help. But thats just me lol.

Post comments below u sexy dinos u and dont forget to share will the randoms in your life. :)
Byeeeeeeee
Xoxo

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Top 10- End of the world

There are many speculations that the end of the world is near, how near you may ask? Well as close as this saturday so with that being said my first Top 10 list will consist of the top ten things I would do before the end of the world or "this Saturday".

10. Massive orgy- Yeah I would want to have a massive orgy just because I'd like to die knowing I at least did it. I would like to know how many people I could handle.

9. Royal fuck you- I'd love to go and tell each person that I hate to go fuck themselves. Wait no, I want to go and yell it to their face. I would tell them how much I hate them and to go fuck a dick.

8. Scuba Dive Naked- Don't judge me but I want to do this just because I think it would be fun.

7. Sex with a midget- Again don't judge me. It is the end of the world so fuck it might as well. Make it 2 midgets. I know someone who wants to try this too so as a add on I'd like to wath him do a midget too. You know who you are.

6. Feed the homeless- Take all the homeless people and have them have a feast at Red Lobster. Why? Well why not, its my list so take that.

5. Sex With Sam pepper- Self expanitory.

4. Bigger Tatas- If I'm going to die I might as well do it with big beautiful tits.

3. Party- Thursday night I would throw the biggest party ever. Like EVER! Have all my friends and their friends and their friends' friends come over. We would get drunk and high as kites.

2. Parents- Can't forget the 'rents. I would spend time with them (cheesy I know but fuck you its the end of the world) and I'd tell them how thankful I am that they put up and loved this crazy ass child.

1. Sunset- I'd stay up to watch my last sunset at the beach ready for whatever shit would happen. Hopefully I'd have my best friend at my side :/

Okay so those are my Top 10 for the end of the world. Of course I dont think its really gonna happen but if it did that is what I would like to do.

Sexy little Dinos my question to you guys is :

WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 10 THINGS YOU WOULD DO IF THE WORLD REALLY ENDED ON FRIDAY?

Please remember to post your answers below. Add/subscribe/ share my link if you havent done so already.... Thanks love you all
Byeeeeeee

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Sobering Saturday <(*_*)>


Sober me up....Give me a tequila sunrise


Hello sexy little Dino lovers, it has been a very long and tiring Thanksgiving holiday. I hope that you all had a great time and had lots of yummy foods to eat. I always enjoy the holidays, mainly because it is a perfect excuse to get stupidly drunk and its basically okay. I don't get along with family but I am always willing to put it all to the side whenever the holidays come around.  I only wished they would do the same. I always hear the same things, "Why didn't you finish college?" "Why don't you get a job?" "Why don't you come around more often?" And I'm like jeez who the fuck cares. Why can't everyone just stfu and enjoy that we are together. It almost feels like everyone gets together to talk about those who are not doing that great or are not there. So basically I drink and drink and then drink some more until guess what.... nothing matters. I giggle every negative comment off. Yup it is what I do, it is my secret to happiness. Of course not everyone agrees with my method but honestly I don't care because it is what works for me.

So something that bothers me the most about Thanksgiving that I have been noticing happen more and more every year is that I feel I am getting ditched for Black Friday. Everyone is so eager to eat and leave that it really just annoys the fuck out of me. It is almost as if they are rushing me to hurry the fuck up so that everyone can go and stand in line at Wal-Mart. What happened to everyone just being together and enjoy the cooking and laughing and  just I don't know, bonding I guess. I grew up on tradition and things like that but I feel like we are all losing our traditions just to go save a few bucks. Yes big screens I get it, cheap toys and stuff, I also get that but I mean what about making memories and shit. Nope, Thanksgiving doesn't matter anymore. So why do I continue to host the holidays at my house you might ask. For the children. It is the main reason why I like cooking and baking and having everyone gather at my house. I like doing things for all the little kids. Seeing how bright their eyes get is what makes it worth it.

So lately I have been thinking alot about my lifestyle and what that means when it comes to kids. I have many many flaws and addictions.  But over all I am not a bad person, I just cope differently I suppose. Would I be fit to raise a child and do all the things that are needed to help them be a better person than me? I don't have the answers but I can only guess that maybe just maybe I wouldn't be so bad. These thoughts sober me up. But that would mean having someone that could put up with my craaaaazy shenanigans and who could put up with crazy ass me? HeHe. I think no one. For one I have yet to met a person that can keep up with my sexual appetite, my crazy drinking and my bipolar moods.


Anyways, for now I will continue to drink this delicious tequila sunrise and start my planning for Christmas. Who knows, maybe this year I will tell everyone to go fuck themselves and just have a great night at home by myself with my collection of toys. You simply cannot go wrong with sexual satisfaction.

Okay my lovely sexy dinos, my questions for today are:
Did your family drive you crazy during the Thanksgiving holidays? Which was the best moment you had? 
BONUS QUESTION: Did you do black friday and was it worth it?

As always don't forget to leave your replies/comments below. Subscribe if you already haven't and please pretty please share with your crazy ass peeps in your life. Hit the like/dislike/confused button below so I know if you like my shit or not lol.
Also I know its so stupid but YAY I have hit the 200 views mark and I love that. Hope one day I get to the thousands lol for those that follow me daily thanks I love each and every one of you.
Byeeeeeee

Thursday, November 15, 2012

A quickie Thursday (o_0)/)

Nothing like some early morning action!!!

This morning I woke up feeling really anxious and for some reason turned on as fuck. I laid there in my pink and black lace panties and my pink top thinking why am I so wet? I didn't have any naughty thoughts nor did I have any sexy dreams yet I was laying there thinking what can I do? So I think I did what any normal girl would do, I grabbed my toy ( a Jack Rabbit from Adam and Eve) and played. I came about 3 times when I finally thought to myself I really need to get help. I think about sex almost all day and part of the night. Yes I do other things but in the back of my mind those thoughts sit there. I can sit there and come up with random fantasies out of nowhere. I am not the only one that thinks like this and I am sure there are plenty of people that think and are sex obsessed like I am. I don't always need the actual penetration because I enjoy just talking/reading about sex. So I know its not so much about the act itself but just the whole concept in general.

Anyways the point is that quickies in the morning whether its by yourself or with your loved ones is fucking great. You get up more energized and ready to start your day with a bright smile and a pep to your step. I don't know why I felt the need to share with you guys this but fuck it lol I did. 
So this is my quickie post of the day. I might make another post later, one that is more thought out because this one was just basically me turning on my computer and rambling on......hmmm sort of like my other posts I suppose hehe.

Well my lovely little Dinos, my question for you guys is this:

Do you play solo when you wake up horny as fuck or do you wait til you have someone to fuck with??

Remember to leave comments below because it is the only way I know that anyone is even reading these randoms posts. Don't forget to hit the like, dislike or confused button. Subscribe if you already haven't and don't forget to share with all the little weirdos in your life.
BBBYYYEEEEEE