When you die...

No one laugh but tonight I been drinking so I will edit this as best as I can. So I have been thinking alot about death not the act itself but the aftermath. The part that not many people think about. We all know that once we die our belongings get left behind. Are you ready for your family and  loved ones to see all that you left behind. If my parents emptied out my house I would hate for them to see what a drug and sex obsessed person they never knew existed. They would be ashamed to find all the porn DVDs I have stored in the guest room, all the sex toys in my closet and all the raunchy dress up cloths I have in my dresser. Maybe even wonder what that glass cone is for. They would find things that would make them ashamed, and I am just glad that I won't be there to see their face. Can you imagine trying to explain why I own 3 dildos, 4 vibrators and 3 vib bullets? And that is just the tip of the iceberg. They don't even know about the tattoos or piercings that I have, maybe if I didn't have this secret life being their backs the I wouldn't worry so much about it. Sadly I have no choice they wouldn't accept me for who I am. Ever feel that way? Do you ever think about how it will be once you die and all your secrets are revealed? I only hope they don't take it that bad. I rather leave a will and just have someone come in and dispose of all my shit but I know they would want to go through it themselves. 

Any of you have this same worry?  Name 3 things you would hate for someone to find out once your dead.

I really need to stop drinking so much. 

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Where oh where has your phone gone >.<)

 FML I lost my phone?!

How many times have you had a mini panic attack when you think you lost your phone? Now don't try to act all indifferent and shit because you and I both know this has happened at least once or twice.... this week. Yes we have all gone through that fearful moment when you realize your phone is not in your pocket. But how can something so small and so compact mean so much? Well if you are like the average person then you probably have alot of important phone numbers saved. You don't have your whole address book memorized and you probably do not have it written down anywhere so if you lose your phone that's it your contacts are lost forever. Or are they?  Some phone companies have features that let you upload phone contacts to online address books that store them for you in case such thing should happen.

Maybe you have important emails that you need and cannot get to your computer in order to receive them? Yes that can be a hassle too. Maybe your at the local bar and decide you want to take memorable pictures with your buddies but  can't since you lost your phone. Funny how phones have now replaced cameras. You are most likely to see people holding up a cell phone to take a picture than an actual camera.Maybe what worries you the most is all those pictures you already had saved on your device that are now lost forever. Yes those pictures you took of your nieces' birthday party, the ones of the vacation you took,the family pictures that Aunt Sally sent you of Bobwhatshisnames graduation, the nudes that your significant other sent you. Yes all those pictures are now lost, along with all those porn videos you had downloaded and hoped noone would ever see. 

I know that I freaked out when I thought I lost my phone. Did I have nudes? Of course. I sure as hell didn't want the some random stranger seeing my tatas or vajayjay and probably doing naughty things while looking at them. Of course this is a girl issue because I am sure a man wouldn't have a problem with this. There are many, many reasons a person would freak out about losing there phone too many to name but the main ones being pictures, phone numbers, emails, and maybe if your married you have all of your mistress/boy toys information that you want noone to ever find out. 

Now there is a difference between losing your phone at a bar or club and misplacing it at your friends house or even your own house. What makes it worse is that if you lost it at your house or your friends house it is almost like a scavenger hunt because your ass left it on silent or vibrate. I've played that game before, the "LetsFindThisDumbassesPhone" game with my friends. It sucks and its frustrating as fuck but when you do find your phone you almost feel like your life is so much better. A deep sigh of relief is released and you feel complete again.

Alright my lovelies its that time again for my silly ass questions that noone answers but I will continue to ask with the hope that one day someone will answer.

Have you ever lost your phone and whats the most embarrassing thing someone has found on your phone?

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Top 10- End of the world

There are many speculations that the end of the world is near, how near you may ask? Well as close as this saturday so with that being said my first Top 10 list will consist of the top ten things I would do before the end of the world or "this Saturday".

10. Massive orgy- Yeah I would want to have a massive orgy just because I'd like to die knowing I at least did it. I would like to know how many people I could handle.

9. Royal fuck you- I'd love to go and tell each person that I hate to go fuck themselves. Wait no, I want to go and yell it to their face. I would tell them how much I hate them and to go fuck a dick.

8. Scuba Dive Naked- Don't judge me but I want to do this just because I think it would be fun.

7. Sex with a midget- Again don't judge me. It is the end of the world so fuck it might as well. Make it 2 midgets. I know someone who wants to try this too so as a add on I'd like to wath him do a midget too. You know who you are.

6. Feed the homeless- Take all the homeless people and have them have a feast at Red Lobster. Why? Well why not, its my list so take that.

5. Sex With Sam pepper- Self expanitory.

4. Bigger Tatas- If I'm going to die I might as well do it with big beautiful tits.

3. Party- Thursday night I would throw the biggest party ever. Like EVER! Have all my friends and their friends and their friends' friends come over. We would get drunk and high as kites.

2. Parents- Can't forget the 'rents. I would spend time with them (cheesy I know but fuck you its the end of the world) and I'd tell them how thankful I am that they put up and loved this crazy ass child.

1. Sunset- I'd stay up to watch my last sunset at the beach ready for whatever shit would happen. Hopefully I'd have my best friend at my side :/

Okay so those are my Top 10 for the end of the world. Of course I dont think its really gonna happen but if it did that is what I would like to do.

Sexy little Dinos my question to you guys is :

WHAT ARE YOUR TOP 10 THINGS YOU WOULD DO IF THE WORLD REALLY ENDED ON FRIDAY?

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Busy Busy Busy (*_*)/)

Hello to all my lovely Dino followers out there. December has got to have been the most busy month by far. For those emailing and sending me lots of love... Thanks. You guys are great. For those that don't know if you ever want to email me to say Hi or even to give me ideas on new post feel free to email me :

  RawrTalk@gmail.com.

I  always enjoy a good chat ;)

So I know I haven't really posted much but I hope to be back to posting almost daily. There will be a Top 10 of ____ once a week as well as a question of the week post and who knows maybe include videos? I am not sure yet but feel free to drop some comments/love down below in the comment section below. Love you guys oh so much and keep the love coming thanks ;)

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Onesies??? -_-?)/)

Adult Onesie by Davpo

When are you too old for a onesie?

Something that will definitely not be on my Christmas wish list this year are these onesies that everyone is going crazy about. I first heard about them about a month ago and I remember thinking to myself "aww aren't those adorable, wonder how long it will take for people to see how silly they are". However, fast forward to the present and it seems that this is selling faster than the 50' flat screen tvs on Black Friday. So what are these onesies I speak of? Here take a look your self, all of the following onesies can be found at DAVPO.

PUPPY

SQUIRREL

TIGGER

I personally do not think that any adult should be wearing this on a normal basis. Once or twice here and there when you are trying to be cute or funny is okay. But I have found that people actually sleep in these. Can you imagine trying to get down and dirty and your significant other coming out wearing one of these adult onesies? Yeah even guys are wearing these. I think that I would be a bit turned off wouldn't you? Unless of course your into that kind of fuckery shit. Which by the way I do not judge just my personal view that's all.

I have a friend, I won't mention her name,who told me she had been dating this guy for a few months and (I really hope she doesn't kill me once she reads this) one night after sending each other some pretty sexy steamy text she decided to surprise him by showing up to his apartment for some midnight sexy time. She shows up knocks on the door and when he opened the door she couldn't get out of there fast enough. There he was standing in a blue unicorn onesie with a look of surprise on his face. She tells me that she pretty much ended it right then and there. Did she exaggerate? I think so. I probably would not have been so drastic I mean who knows maybe it was just like a joke or something but then again it was the middle of the night and he was probably in bed. Which made me wonder if he was doing the hanky panky while wearing the onesie.......yeah bad mental image. Anyways so yeah my stand on this is HELL NO to the onesies and HELL YES to the sexy nighties. Lets bring those back, girls should be wearing sexy things to bed not something a 1 year old girl would wear. No I much rather sleep in something more sexy like:

Sexy Cheetah Lingerie by LingerieDiva

Sexy Cheetah Lingerie by LingerieDiva

Yes I have a thing for Cheetah print haha anyways yes I much rather wear that to sleep than a silly onesie. Okay lovely followers (if I have any ;D) here is my question forrrrrr you:

What are your thoughts on Adult onesies? Would you consider wearing one to sleep?

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SHIT >_<)/)

Whyyyyy!?!?!!?

Today was a really beautiful day, sun was out and not a cloud was in sight. So I decided I wanted to go and water the plants in my front yard. I put on my shoes and then continued to go outside where I watered my plants, the trees and the grass. I checked the mail and then went inside to make a sandwich. Remembered I left my phone upstairs so there I went up the stairs (carpet stairs btw) and as I get my phone and turn the leave my room I notice brown spots trailing down the hall. The hall that I just crossed to get to my room. In panic I check the bottom of my shoe and there it was looking at me, laughing at me, enjoying the pain it has caused me. DOG FUCKING SHIT! Why?! Why the mighty fuck do people insist on walking their damn pets and not pick up after them? I have seen many of my neighbors walk their dogs and not even pick up after them. There have been times that I will go and stand outside and wait until the dog has taken their lovely shit to make sure that the person walking such said animal will pick it up. Am I being anal (no pun) about the situation? Probably. But when you just spent 3 hours scrubbing shit from your carpet after walking around the house spreading the love everywhere, yeah you can turn a bit anal about it. Cats. I thought they only pooped in a damn litter box yet lately I have found that they have taken a liking to my flower bed. No shame... Don't get me wrong, I love animals. I just hate that there shit just happens to be in my lawn.

So on behalf of all the people that have had to step on dog/cat shit I only have 1 thing to say: PICK UP YOUR PETS FUCKING SHIT BEFORE ONE DAY YOU FIND IT THROWN AT YOUR HOUSE. You know who you are. (>_<)

Okay my lovely little Dino lovers my question for you is....

HAVE YOU EVER STEPPED ON DOG SHIT AND IF SO HOW PISSED WHERE YOU?

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Sobering Saturday <(*_*)>

Sober me up....Give me a tequila sunrise

Hello sexy little Dino lovers, it has been a very long and tiring Thanksgiving holiday. I hope that you all had a great time and had lots of yummy foods to eat. I always enjoy the holidays, mainly because it is a perfect excuse to get stupidly drunk and its basically okay. I don't get along with family but I am always willing to put it all to the side whenever the holidays come around.  I only wished they would do the same. I always hear the same things, "Why didn't you finish college?" "Why don't you get a job?" "Why don't you come around more often?" And I'm like jeez who the fuck cares. Why can't everyone just stfu and enjoy that we are together. It almost feels like everyone gets together to talk about those who are not doing that great or are not there. So basically I drink and drink and then drink some more until guess what.... nothing matters. I giggle every negative comment off. Yup it is what I do, it is my secret to happiness. Of course not everyone agrees with my method but honestly I don't care because it is what works for me.

So something that bothers me the most about Thanksgiving that I have been noticing happen more and more every year is that I feel I am getting ditched for Black Friday. Everyone is so eager to eat and leave that it really just annoys the fuck out of me. It is almost as if they are rushing me to hurry the fuck up so that everyone can go and stand in line at Wal-Mart. What happened to everyone just being together and enjoy the cooking and laughing and  just I don't know, bonding I guess. I grew up on tradition and things like that but I feel like we are all losing our traditions just to go save a few bucks. Yes big screens I get it, cheap toys and stuff, I also get that but I mean what about making memories and shit. Nope, Thanksgiving doesn't matter anymore. So why do I continue to host the holidays at my house you might ask. For the children. It is the main reason why I like cooking and baking and having everyone gather at my house. I like doing things for all the little kids. Seeing how bright their eyes get is what makes it worth it.

So lately I have been thinking alot about my lifestyle and what that means when it comes to kids. I have many many flaws and addictions.  But over all I am not a bad person, I just cope differently I suppose. Would I be fit to raise a child and do all the things that are needed to help them be a better person than me? I don't have the answers but I can only guess that maybe just maybe I wouldn't be so bad. These thoughts sober me up. But that would mean having someone that could put up with my craaaaazy shenanigans and who could put up with crazy ass me? HeHe. I think no one. For one I have yet to met a person that can keep up with my sexual appetite, my crazy drinking and my bipolar moods.


Anyways, for now I will continue to drink this delicious tequila sunrise and start my planning for Christmas. Who knows, maybe this year I will tell everyone to go fuck themselves and just have a great night at home by myself with my collection of toys. You simply cannot go wrong with sexual satisfaction.

Okay my lovely sexy dinos, my questions for today are:
Did your family drive you crazy during the Thanksgiving holidays? Which was the best moment you had? 
BONUS QUESTION: Did you do black friday and was it worth it?

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