I've been away too long

I've been away far too long. A whole month!!!! What has been going on? Well like most adults in this world I finally got a job, several actually. I have been job hopping from working as a waitress (doesn't pay enough for all the bull you deal with daily), as a gym hostess (not as fun as it sounds), babysitter (remind me to cut off my ovaries) to now a accounting assistant. Now the accounting assistant isn't that bad however the front desk girl HATES ME.  She doesn't just dislike me, no my friends this girl HATES ME!!! Now this place is basically a tshirt and jeans type of place but I have made it a point to dress up every day. So she thinks I am a stuck up bitch who likes to show off how many different type of high heels I have. But I am not. Is it wrong that I Love to dress up? Is it wrong that I wear cute clothes? Or that they hug my curves or that I wear nothing but low cut shirts??? Hehe okay so the last part might be bad. But still she makes this job sorta miserable for me, part of my job is to be her back up. Means I have to answer phone calls and direct them to the right places. She complains that I don't have proper phone etiquette stating that I sound too "chipper" when I answer the phone....WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!  Ah drama, it tends to follow me where ever I may go.



College.
Pretty much enough said. I have decided to start that again and to be honest I am remembering why I dropped out in the first place. INSANE FEES!!! But of course it is something that I have decided I must do. I want to at least say I have some kind of degree instead of saying, "Well I was going to get a Journalism degree but you know I sort of just dropped out". Anyways we shall see how THAT goes.


As for the rest of the month it has been a sobering one. I have been alcohol free and what not and I must say that remembering what I do on weekends is nice. I can't complain in that department too bad. Plus hangovers are never really missed lol.



Well my lovelies I hope to be writing more often. I will def be doing the TMI Tuesdays since it is my favorites lol. I will see what else I can think of for now.


The question for this week isssss:  What was your worst job and why? 


Hope you all have a great day xoxoxoxxoxo Don't forget to leave comments and answers below. ;)

TMI TUESDAY!!!

It’s TMI Tuesday time again.

Yay its TMI TUESDAY!!! If you don't know what this is, its basically this awesome blog that I follow and I suggest you do to :)

My answers will be in bold RED letters.

1. I’m the type of person that likes to be dominated  in bed.

2. If the sexiest person I know propositioned me for sex, I would I would be down for it in a heartbeat .

3. The worst part about cooking  when I am naked is burning my boobs and stomach ( damn that bacon oil that jumps everywhere) .

4. I regret my first tattoo.

5. The last sexual/kinky thing I expected to like was japanese tenticle porn ( #dontjudgeme) .

6. Recently, I elbowed  someone.

Bonus:   You have been kidnapped by lesbians and dragged into a lesbian orgy, what are you going to do?

I am going to pretend I don't want to do it and just enjoy the fuck out of being taken advantage of.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblogfrom your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Hope you enjoyed reading today's edition of TMI Tuesday. Please leave comments below and hey if you want to leave your answers go ahead, I'd love to read them. 

BYYYEEEEEEE

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Love and Lust

When you tell someone you love them, do you actually mean it? How do you know that what you are feeling is actually love and not a lustful obsession?

I think that everyone just throws the word Love around without really meaning it. Once upon a time when someone would say "I love you" they meant it and sometimes would even wait for the right moment to say it. Now after a day of dating people saying it as easy and as carefree as if they were saying "hello". What amazes me the most is how easily people move on from one person to another. If you say you love someone don't you need time to heal from the pain of the love that you no longer have in your life? I must admit that I am guilty of this myself. I've loved with all my heart only to move on faster than I change underwear to the next guy. Why? Well in my case I do it because I have to distract myself from the pain that I am feeling. I suppose you can say I am rebounding to the next guy. I know I am not the only one that does this. I am sure there are many others like me that do this. But what confuses me is how fast you can "fall in love" with your rebound. Could it be that you were never really in love with your original partner in the first place?

 Wikipedia says  Love  is an emotion of strong affection and person attachment. Yes, when you love someone you become attached to them. You need them in your life to feel complete. So if you have the ability to move on to a new person then in reality you were not in love. When in love you shouldn't be able to "un-attach" yourself so quickly. But then how do you know its time to move on? How do you know when you are healed enough to say fuck it I need to start looking for another person to fill that happiness and that void that you feel in your heart. Maybe time ca't be measured the same. Everyone is different, maybe you can heal after a week, maybe a month or perhaps even years. Is there a right time?

So what do you do when you are still in love with the one that moved on only days after the break up? You can love someone with all your heart but if they can't realize it and have chosen to leave you behind then just move on.  The best thing to do to keep yourself from being hurt by people like this that say they love you today and forget you tomorrow is by being very, very careful as to who you let inside your heart. Don't shut everyone out but just don't be so quick to fall in love. Remember that just because they tell you they love you doesn't mean you have to say it back. Don't feel pressured to feel a emotion that isn't there. And if someone is being quick to say they love you just keep in mind that actions speak much louder than words. Have them show you by the actions they do everyday not just by the words that fall from their mouth.

Okay my lovely little Dino lovers my question for you is....

HAVE YOU EVER SAID I LOVE YOU AND NOT MEANT IT? WHAT DID YOU DO TO GET OVER AN EX THAT MOVED ON FROM YOU QUICKER THAN YOU COULD SAY GOOD BYE?

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 Love you all

BYEEEEEEEEEEEE

TMI Tuesday

***If your not into Kinky stuff then this really isn't the post for you***

So there is this awesome blog that I love to follow called  TMI Tuesday Blog . It's funny and entertaining as hell. I finally decided to go ahead and do my first TMI Tuesday post.  Who knows I might just make it my Tuesday post hehe.

Well here we gooooo........(my answers will be in bold red)

1. To spice things up in the bedroom, how adventurous are you willing to be? (select one)
a. I have never role-played before and will need a lot of instruction.
b. I have tested the waters, but never acted out anything scripted.
c. I have got my feet wet and want more!
d. Dive in head first – nothing is too deep.

2. What scenario peaks your interest most? Why?
a. Romantic and sensual
b. Playful and fun
c. Kinky! I want it all.

3. Which of these is closest to your ideal setting for a fantasy?
a. A brothel
b. A dungeon
c. A bedroom
d. A prison cell

4. Which of the following toys would be prominently featured in your fantasy? (select one)
a. Feathers and whipped cream
b. Handcuffs, panty hose, and a necktie
c. Whips and chains
d. Ice cubes and a cold beer

5. It is time to take your sexy self to fantasy island, which fantasy will you bring to life to rock your lover’s world?

a. The Sassy Sexy Jersey Whore
Gaudy, Flashy, Showy…totally Jersey!

b. Kinky Cook
It’s all about the spice! Heating things up in the kitchen.

c. Naughty Maid
Your feather duster will tickle more than just the dust on the shelves.

d. Doctor Love
Saving lives and breaking hearts but not before you administer a head-to-toe physical examination.

e. Frisky Fireman
A hose so long you can put out several of the hottest fires and leave a smoldering heap as proof of a job well done.

Bonus:  Tell us about your craziest or wildest role-playing adventure.

I wouldn't say it was the craziest or wildest but it was definitely my favorite adventure. I used to date a man who was really into handcuffs and one day he handcuffs my hands behind me and has me sitting on the edge of this chair and ties my legs to it. Then he comes behind me and blind folds me, next thing I know I feel these nipple clamps on me and I instantly turned on. He used a vibrator on me just took me to heaven :) The fact that I couldn't see what was going on is what did it for me. It heightens the anticipation and makes you use your other senses. It was definitely my favorite role playing thus far.

Okay my lovely little Dinos feel free to answer the questions and post your answers in the comment section. I'd love to ready your replies.

Please make sure to subscribe and if you have a google account please subscribe as a follower thanks muah. Share the link with all those lovely weirdos in your life and don't forget to leave your answers/comments below and hit the like/dislike/ confused button below.

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Top 10- Valentines day

Valentines Day is near and with it brings teddy bears, boxes of chocolate, romantic dinners and all that other lovey dovey shit that supposedly love is all about. Yes, I know what you're thinking "Here she goes again being all negative again" but this time you are wrong. If you have a significant other to spend this day with then congratulations you are pretty much set. This post is to all my single little dinos that have noone or don't have a date for that night.

Ye,s I am dedicating today's post to all my FOREVER ALONES that are out there. A dedication to you because sadly it is not you're fault that you're spending it alone and trust me you're probably not going to be the only one this year. I, too have decided NOT to have a date this year, since I am currently single I decided THE HELL WITH THIS HOLIDAY. I am going to have fun and just treat it like any other day because to be quite honest I don't want to spend this day with just a guy who probably only wants the end the night doing the hanky panky dance in the between the sheets (don't get me wrong it doesn't sound like a bad idea but I can do that any other day of the week) but enough rambling on to the:

 TOP 10- Valentines Day Forever Alone edition:

(some of these will require gathering your other single friends)

10. Movies with single friends- As I said before you will probably not be the only one alone so why not call up those single friends and hit up the movies. Comedies are always a nice way to relax and just have a good laugh

9. Clubbing- Put on your best outfit or if you're a girl put on your sexiest whored out dress and invite one your friends to hit up the club. Dance..Dance..Dance!!!  Alot of clubs will host single only dances so what better way to enjoy this holiday than possibly meeting other single people and showing off your best dance moves... who knows you might end the night not exactly alone hehe.

8. Bar hopping- I know I know! This probably looks the same as clubbing but NOOO it is not. Bar hopping doesn't involve dancing. And you can just dress casual of course if you're a girl you still want to look sexy. Grab a buddy and go bar hopping have fun  and just have the time of your life. Remember that night is just like any other night, no point in being a sad or depressed drunk. The point is to have fun and NOT be that person people end up leaving for being such a depressing jerkoff.

7. Host a small party- Why not? Have a party at your house invite all those single people you know and just have fun. Shows that you don't care that you have no date because you're going to have a kick ass Valentines day regardless. Not only that but your place might even end up being the after party for once all the little love birds are done with the dinner dates.

6. Online Gaming- This one is more for the dudes that might be reading this post. Nothing wrong with staying home with your buddies and just game the night away. Hell I am almost tempted to do this my self. (I really need to work on my killstreak haha)

5. Go away- Yes, go away. Plan a short trip out of town. Why not? Nothing should really be stopping you since you don't have a date. Go explore a new town, get out of your secured little bubble. It is time to spread those wings my little dino and just see what else the world has to offer. It serves as a great distraction, right?


4. Spoil yourself- Why not buy yourself a present? Girls get those new shoes you wanted or that sexy little outfit that you have been eyeing for a while. Maybe even do a little spa treatment for yourself. Guys you know you want to buy a new game or maybe some type of new electronics who knows what you dudes like but buy it. You deserve to spoil yourself sometimes.

3. Spend it online- I know I will get a hard time about this one but I mean c'mon we are in the era where technology is everything. It is not like the old days where being in online communities was considered nerdy and for the desperate. Nowadays you find all kinds of people online and it can serve as a distraction.

2. Have an booty call- Sorry I had to say it. Nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. 

1. Just don't care- At the end of the day you can do what you want. Just don't care and don't dwell on the fact that your single on Valentines' Day because guess what it is not the end of the world. Just have fun and enjoy the fuck out it.

What will you be doing on Valentines Day?

Well my lovely little dinos hope you all have a fun and great Valentines day.. And don't forget to comment below and share with all the weirdos in your life.
Byeeeeeeeeee

The things that hurt the most.

Have you ever met someone who just changed your whole world and made it flip the fuck upside down.

Made you feel like the most important thing in the world then all of a sudden you realize its over and done.

Memories. Only thing that remains are the memories of yesterday, of what once was and now will never be anymore.
Why do we push the ones we love away? So afraid are we of feeling loved that we must shit on the good relationships we have? Why do girls insist on keeping the assholes but toss the good guys out the door? By the time you realize whats happened, it's ended and alls been said and done. I'll end this thought for now but will be returning to it soon.

But I wanna know what are my little Dinos thoughts on love and letting the ones u love go. How did u guys feel and how did u cope. I think getting shit faced and having good sex help. But thats just me lol.

Post comments below u sexy dinos u and dont forget to share will the randoms in your life. :)
Byeeeeeeee
Xoxo

All the random things...

If you have read my blog before then you know that my posts are pretty random. I do not have a theme and I like it that way. I want to be able to write about whatever I have on my mind and share it with you all. I am not in this for the money or the status among the blogging community. I do this because I enjoy it. I do it because it is fun for me. Am I all over the place with my post? Yes! But only because I am a all over the place kinda girl. I am not your average person, I am pretty weird with the things I say, do and think. Many people like it, others do not and I am completely fine with that. Maybe you didn't like a post and that's okay because tomorrow you might like the post I write about. You never know what to expect and I don't either because I usually just write and publish. I try not to plan it out because well I feel like it will be forced if that makes any sense. I really suck at planning ahead so  for me its easier to just log in and just blab and blab and blab then post.

Anyways January is half way over and I'm really excited to see what the rest of the month will bring. I'm sick as a dog at the moment so hopefully once I feel better I can post some better reading material.
Hope you are all staying safe and not sick like me.
xoxo
Byeeeeeeee

When you die...

No one laugh but tonight I been drinking so I will edit this as best as I can. So I have been thinking alot about death not the act itself but the aftermath. The part that not many people think about. We all know that once we die our belongings get left behind. Are you ready for your family and  loved ones to see all that you left behind. If my parents emptied out my house I would hate for them to see what a drug and sex obsessed person they never knew existed. They would be ashamed to find all the porn DVDs I have stored in the guest room, all the sex toys in my closet and all the raunchy dress up cloths I have in my dresser. Maybe even wonder what that glass cone is for. They would find things that would make them ashamed, and I am just glad that I won't be there to see their face. Can you imagine trying to explain why I own 3 dildos, 4 vibrators and 3 vib bullets? And that is just the tip of the iceberg. They don't even know about the tattoos or piercings that I have, maybe if I didn't have this secret life being their backs the I wouldn't worry so much about it. Sadly I have no choice they wouldn't accept me for who I am. Ever feel that way? Do you ever think about how it will be once you die and all your secrets are revealed? I only hope they don't take it that bad. I rather leave a will and just have someone come in and dispose of all my shit but I know they would want to go through it themselves. 

Any of you have this same worry?  Name 3 things you would hate for someone to find out once your dead.

I really need to stop drinking so much. 

xoxox 

byeee

Where oh where has your phone gone >.<)

 FML I lost my phone?!

How many times have you had a mini panic attack when you think you lost your phone? Now don't try to act all indifferent and shit because you and I both know this has happened at least once or twice.... this week. Yes we have all gone through that fearful moment when you realize your phone is not in your pocket. But how can something so small and so compact mean so much? Well if you are like the average person then you probably have alot of important phone numbers saved. You don't have your whole address book memorized and you probably do not have it written down anywhere so if you lose your phone that's it your contacts are lost forever. Or are they?  Some phone companies have features that let you upload phone contacts to online address books that store them for you in case such thing should happen.

Maybe you have important emails that you need and cannot get to your computer in order to receive them? Yes that can be a hassle too. Maybe your at the local bar and decide you want to take memorable pictures with your buddies but  can't since you lost your phone. Funny how phones have now replaced cameras. You are most likely to see people holding up a cell phone to take a picture than an actual camera.Maybe what worries you the most is all those pictures you already had saved on your device that are now lost forever. Yes those pictures you took of your nieces' birthday party, the ones of the vacation you took,the family pictures that Aunt Sally sent you of Bobwhatshisnames graduation, the nudes that your significant other sent you. Yes all those pictures are now lost, along with all those porn videos you had downloaded and hoped noone would ever see. 

I know that I freaked out when I thought I lost my phone. Did I have nudes? Of course. I sure as hell didn't want the some random stranger seeing my tatas or vajayjay and probably doing naughty things while looking at them. Of course this is a girl issue because I am sure a man wouldn't have a problem with this. There are many, many reasons a person would freak out about losing there phone too many to name but the main ones being pictures, phone numbers, emails, and maybe if your married you have all of your mistress/boy toys information that you want noone to ever find out. 

Now there is a difference between losing your phone at a bar or club and misplacing it at your friends house or even your own house. What makes it worse is that if you lost it at your house or your friends house it is almost like a scavenger hunt because your ass left it on silent or vibrate. I've played that game before, the "LetsFindThisDumbassesPhone" game with my friends. It sucks and its frustrating as fuck but when you do find your phone you almost feel like your life is so much better. A deep sigh of relief is released and you feel complete again.

Alright my lovelies its that time again for my silly ass questions that noone answers but I will continue to ask with the hope that one day someone will answer.

Have you ever lost your phone and whats the most embarrassing thing someone has found on your phone?

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love you all 

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